ON THE BOARDS
by GEORGE PATTERSON, New Orleans

...AND THE BALL AND ALL

True Brew Theatre, 200 Julia St., 504.522.2907.

Now in its second year, this comic masterpiece, written and directed by Ricky Graham, concerns the problems of the members of the fictitious all-female Krewe of Terpsichore, when the treasurer absconds with the ball money. The cast includes local favorites, led by the indomitable Becky Allen as the dominating ball captain, with costumes and wigs by Roy Haylock. Produced by Trish Denmark and Fred Nuccio, it will have an open-ended run. Fri., 8 pm; Sat., 6 & 9 pm; Sun., 3 & 7 pm.

A WALK IN THE WOODS

CAC, 900 Camp St., 504.523.1216 or 504.522.5252.

The CAC and Bright Star Productions present Lee Blessing's play about two nuclear arms negotiators, directed by Perry Martin and starring Randy Cheramie. Thur.-Sat., 7:30 pm, Sun, 3 pm, Feb. 27-Mar. 23.

BULLSHOT CRUMMOND

Lafayette Community Theatre, 529 Jefferson St., Lafayette, LA, 318.2325.1532.

LCT continues its 15th season with this full-out farce created by Ron House, Diz White, John Neville-Andrews, Alan Shearman and Derek Cunningham and directed by Sally Anspach Robinson. Thurs., Fri., & Sat, 8 pm, thru Feb. 22.

HOT STUFF -NEW ORLEANS STYLE!

True Brew Cabaret, 200 Julia St., 504.522.2907.

The fast-paced, New Orleans satirical revue starring and written by New Orleans' premiere musical comedy couple, Becky Allen and Ricky Graham. Fri., 10:30 pm.

I DO! I DO!

Rivertown Repertory Theatre, Fourth & Minor Streets, Kenner, 504.468.722.

Kris Shaw and Terri Gervais make up the entire cast of the Tom Jones-Harvey Schmidt musical version of The Fourposter, about the entire life of a marriage. Stocker Fontelieu directs. Thurs.-Sat., 8 pm; Sun., 2:30 pm, thru Mar. 16. Optional pre-show buffet available.

JAZZ TAP ENSEMBLE OF LOS ANGELES

Mahalia Jackson Theatre of the Performing Arts, 801 N. Rampart St., 504.522.0996.

The New Orleans Ballet Association presents this unique company under the artistic direction of Lynn Dally which has brought tap dance to the concert stage, inventing original tap dances with live jazz music since 1979. Saturday, March 1, 7:30 pm.

LILLIAN

Southern Repertory Theatre, 3rd Level, One Canal Place, 504.861.8163 or 504.861.5874.

Southern Rep presents Janet Shea in the one-woman William Luce play about Lillian Hellman. David Hoover directs. Fri, Sat., 8 pm; Sun., 2 pm. thru Mar. 2. Special senior show, Wed., Feb. 26, 1:30 pm.

LOUISIANA PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA

Orpheum Theatre, 120 University Place, 504.523.6530.

Jorg-Peter Weigle conducts the LPO in Hindemith's Concert Music for Strings and Brass op. 50 ("Boston Symphony") and Brahms Concerto for Violin, Cello and Orchestra ("Double") featuring violinist James Buswell and cellist Carol Ou. Feb. 27, 7:30 pm, Mar. 1, 8 pm.

MACBETT

Tulane University's Lupin Theatre, Tulane Campus, 504.865.5106.

Paul Schierhorn directs Eugene Ionesco's devilish comic twist on Shakespeare's great tragedy. Feb. 25-Mar. 2; 8 pm.

SHE LOVES ME

Le Petit Theatre du Vieux Carre, 616 St. Peter St., 504.522.2081.

Keith Briggs directs this charming musicalization of he Shp Around The Corner, with songs by Sheldon Harnick and Jerry Bock (the creators of Fiddler On The Roof). Feb. 28-Mar. 15; Thurs.-Sat., 8 pm, Sun., 2 pm.

STOMP

Saenger Theatre, 143 N. Rampart St., 504.522.5555 or 800.488.5252.

A huge Off Broadway hit, this 90 minute "journey of rhythm ...a modern vaudeville revue with a rock n' roll heart" boasts a cast of eight young men and women who imaginatively utilize everyday objects to create a show of rhythm, percussion and choreographed mania. Feb. 25-Mar. 2; Tues.-Fri., 8 pm; Sat., 5 & 9 pm; Sun., 3 & 7 pm.

IN THE WINGS

JACKIE O

Wortham Center, 510 Preston, Houston, TX, 713.227.ARTS; 1.800.828.ARTS

Houston Grand Opera's Houston Opera Studio presents the world premiere of a new two act chamber opera by Michael Daugherty and Wayne Koestenbaum and directed by Nicholas Muni with musical direction by Christopher Larkin.Mar. 14, 8 pm, Marc. 16, 2 pm.

LOUISIANA PHILARMONIC ORCHESTRA

Orpheum Theatre, 120 University Place, 504.523.6530.

Klauspeter Seibel conducts the orchestra in the world premiere of Dankner's Hurricane; also, Tchaikovsky's Variations on a Rococo Theme for Cello and Orchestra, with guest cellist Maria Kliegel, and Sibelius' Symphony No. 1. Thurs., Mar. 20, 7:30 pm & Sat., Mar. 22, 8 pm.

MAN OF LA MANCHA

Saenger Theatre, 143 N. Rampart St., 504.522.5555 or 800.488.5252.

Broadway Series at the Saenger presents Robert Goulet as the Errant Knight with the Impossible Dream, Don Quixote de la Mancha, in the musical written by Dale Wasserman, Mitch Leigh and Joe Darion. March 11-16.

MISS SAIGON

Mahalia Jackson Theatre of the Performing Arts, Armstrong Square, 504.522.5555; 800.488.5252.

The Broadway Series at the Saenger Theatre presents the Louisiana premiere of producer Cameron Mackintosh's London and New York blockbuster musical, with music by Claude-Michel Schonberg and lyrics and book by Alain Boublil (creators of Les Miserables and Martin Guerre) and Richard Maltby, Jr., directed by Nicholas Hytner, at the Theatre of the Performing Arts, since the Saenger's stage facilities are not large enough to house, among other things, the show's famous helicopter. With musical staging by Bob Avian, Miss Saigon reunites members of the Les Miserables design team: John Napier on sets, David Hersey on lights and Andreane Neofitou and Suzy Benzinger on costumes. May 7 - 25.

THE SECRET GARDEN

Mahalia Jackson Theatre of the Performing Arts, 801 N. Rampart St., 504.522.0996.

The New Orleans Ballet Association presents the Oakland Ballet s production of Frances Hodgson Burnett's children's classic created by Artistic Director Ronn Guidi. Sat., March 22, 7:30 pm.